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Time Squad [Part 2] Time Squad [Part 2]

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

The best... flash

You, my freind, can pull it off. You have this thing worked out basically. You could make some serious money off of this.

Although I didn't know it at the time, I have been writeing for a comic with characters simaler to your signature character (blockhead). THere have been problems, and the writeing isn't up to par, i think the one drawing the comic would do a better job writeing alone.

you took the advridge randomness of blockhead, and mixed it with something that was also a THRILL to watch, I could see this working as a full-lentgthed movie (although, that would be a pain in the ass on your part, you worked so hard on this one, a full lenthed movie would be... just evil)

You lost a point because, like all flashes, is not perfect. Although the flaws are tiny, they are still flaws and I am trying to review more fairly.

but this is the BEST flashes I have ever seen.

The-Swain responds:

You're right, there was a lot to keep track of in this Flash so it was bound to bear imperfections. You were probably looking at it critically, but my hope is that the casual consumer watches my cartoon and gets to enjoy it without ever thinking that some guy had to singlehandedly slave past 4 hours of sleep every day for four weeks to finally get it finished.

And I'm glad it was a thrill just as much has I hope it was a worthwhile ten minutes of cartoon. I certainly worked hard on the sucker.

Weed Harmless 3 Weed Harmless 3

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

You had excellent points... i'm still against...

Recreational weed though. I think if somone smokes weed to get high, or not feel some sort of pain, I think it shows the weakness of that human being. Weed is not "harmless" it IS Helpful, but can also be "harmful" as it does have chemical effects on the brain and body which can have every way of going wrong (chances are low, depending on yoru chemical structure of course) I'ts not harmless, it's like a doughnut, everyone gets pissed off if you rag on somone for eating one, but everyone knows that they are not harmless. Marajuana is to highly focused on, Where I live (canada) We have THC pills, and food products, legaly accessable for those who need it. Ones who do not need it shoudl back off. Sure it's not going to kill you, but it is just giving you a temporary fix on perseption of things which eventually you grow immune to. If you do it for fun or the "high" I think it's a waste of plant for those who need it. Recreational marajuana shouldn't be legalized, we shouldn't allow the weak to get weaker. However, the medical benefets are obvious, and the things the plant itself can do is awesome (clothes, rope, PAPER! just to name a few). I just, don't need another member of my family ligting up something else in my house. I know it's not the worst (of course if you knwo your grower, if you don't they could be lacing it, it's happened to freinds of mine.) But i'ts not good for people to be eating the brownies you suggested or smoking joints (eating would be better, you wanna get high, get high, leave everyone esle out of it) just to mess with thier perception.

Don't waste a plant, let the sick have it. I for one have no intentions of trying it, I can enjoy everything I see just fine without that perception being temorparily enhanced. 3/4 of my day require me to concintrate on what i'm doing. If i'm noticing every little detail i can't concintrate on anything else.

(P.S I was tired when I was writeing this, i might have been repetitive, sorry)

(Old) Pokemon Quest: SE (Old) Pokemon Quest: SE

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Pretty good

The jokes were pretty funny. However the choice in language could have been better. Meh, I've heard worse and it wasn't even funny. Good job dude.

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.:Foamy:. &amp;lt;3 Mexico .:Foamy:. <3 Mexico

Rated 3 / 5 stars

o.o well I guess this was pretty good

o.o I didn't understand a fucking word of it, and that suprise ending nearly gave me a heart attack. However, great effort, however I do think people on newgrounds should just leave other people alone. I do agree though, illwill went over the line with the mexican thing.

The Badger Song The Badger Song

Rated 3 / 5 stars

I liked this accually

It was quite cute ^^. I found the song to be quite clever. Some parts could have been replaced with better wording, other then that ^^ it's nice. I like it. I especally liked it when you were able to incoperate some complete jibberish and make it sound like an accuall part of the song.

Shoo Fly Shoo Fly

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Oh... my... god

this is the most wonderful thing i have EVER seen. You should go professional man. Make your own anime.

Ambush! Ambush!

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


What can I say? ...That was just AMAZING. So well done. Almost professional. I loved it. Just... keep it up. Have you ever considered television? The animation was just... awesome

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Kirby's Dreamland I Kirby's Dreamland I

Rated 4 / 5 stars

I can't belive it man...

Your style is just... byond compare complete and total AWESOME. I love your movies. You are very talented for what you do. I do prefer that You stick to animateing squares on sprites though.

Ps: did you do those voices?

Piconjo Pwns L-F Piconjo Pwns L-F

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

mmkay... what the hell?

Your hate for LF astounds me to no bounds.

However I cannot deny your animation is quality. You... can’t seem to put together an actual story... I mean, honestly, You have potential, if you spend more than a few hours on these, these could be great.

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Service Announcement 2 Service Announcement 2

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Very good.

Although, I do like some of the lower quality cartoons, I do prefer the higher ones. This site was made for the opportunity for anyone and everyone to be able to show their talent, maybe learn how to improve. Unfortunately, the choose to spam up things, and people seem to like it and vote 5. I do enjoy the Locks, glocks and clocks when their movies are well quality. And no one can deny, that some of them are. I do also like the Decent and the awesome animators. The SamBakZas and the Hayk Manukyans. They are my favorite. I can’t animate flash very well at all, and I’m not going to spam newgrounds by showing it. I don’t understand how anyone can vote 0 on something as awesome as “there she is” But give a daily toon a 5. How does that shit live? How did “worlds gayest showdown” Get front page many months ago? I Don’t think I have ever seen a Hayk Manukyan (other than the liar 2) get front page. He should have been INVADING the front page. >> Oh dear. I guess I’m supposed to leave a review... not a rant. Anyway, you had some excellent points.

Overall I enjoyed this movie.

stoners-lunchbox responds:

Thanks for seeing my point for what i truly meant to say by it.

You're right about what you said. How can "The Gayest Showdown" get front page and maintain it for more than 7 days when all it represents is a mockery of "The Ultimate Showdown" (which has by far some of the best comedy essence i've seen in a flash so far. ALTF4 and TRAPEZOID are great when paired together)?

I know my movie's graphics weren't the greatest but all i wanted to do was focus on making a point. If i made it look good, people would've focused on the aspect of the film rather than its actual message.
Oh the other hand that would mean that i need to find better ways to graphically convey messages...

Thanks for the review!